A Tale To Tell

[Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander]

So, I haven't been around lately, but I back now with a fully fledged story. I will tell you that there is an advisory on this story, as it contains obscenity, and other things. Credit to wards my fiance, who came up with the base story. Love you hun. :3 Onwards!

"I'm coming!" He yelled, coming to his front door and flinging it open to see his best friend Haze revving his 67' green Dodge Charger. He killed the engine and got out of his car.
"Fuck you," Kush said when Haze just grinned at him. Standing next to Haze, Kush was dwarfed. At only 5'2, Kush was a short guy. He had shoulder-length black hair, brown eyes and always wore his hat. Haze was 6'4 with short blonde hair, blue eyes and nice toned body. "Where's the wife?"
"She'll be here soon," He said, running a hand through his hair. Fairee was, or well should be now off work and heading her way to Kush's house as they spoke. He clasped hands with Kush, a classic greeting between the two.
The sound of a car approaching brought their attention to a black and white Selica pulling up behind Haze's Charger.
"Long time no see," Joker said as he got out of his car, grinning as he strolled up to wards Kush and Haze, greeting the two of them. He was about 5'10 with black hair that goes to his ears. Kush was leaning against his own car, a red and black Nissan Skyline GT 34 chilling in his driveway.
"How have you guys been?" Joker asked, but just as he finished speaking, a white and green 2007 Dodge Charger, turned onto the street, a little faster then it should be. The car came to a rolling stop as Haze said "There she is," and started walking to wards his wife's car. The engine turned off, but it was a minute or so before the driver door was opened.
She smiled as she saw her husband and her two high school friends. Haze greeted Fairee with a deep kiss, sweeping her into his arms.
It was only after Kush coughed impatiently that Haze and Faire pulled away from each other. She shut the door and made her way other to her friends, pulling Haze along by his hand. She hugged first Kush, than Joker, before returning to Haze's arms.
"Hey guys, how have you been?" She asked as Kush led the way into his house.
"Nice place, Kush," Joke commented, taking in the well put together place.
Haze sat down on the couch, Fairee laying herself down against his chest while Kush went to get his equipment and weed. She ran her hands down his chest, smiling and giving him a peck on the lips.
Joker sat across the room in a recliner, just chillin' when Kush came back setting everything down on the coffee table.
"Some things never change," He said looking at Haze and Fairee on the couch and laughed when Haze flipped him the bird. Fairee grinned, leaning forward to roll herself a blunt while her husband took up a bong, as well as the other men.
They started to load them up with bowls Haze looked up and looked at Kush. "Where's the lighters?"
"What? You mean you actually don't have one on you Haze?" He said, his jaw dropping in a mocking gesture.
"I broke it, now go get yours!" Haze said, making a shooing gesture.
"What makes you think I have some?" Kush said, a smile on his face.
"thingy, go get it!" He said, laughing while pretending to be mad at he same time. Kush laughed and got up to go grab his lighters while Fairee giggled.
When he returned, Fairee had finished rolling her blunt and Haze and Joker had packed their bongs.
"I ain't giving you the lighter until I'm finished with my bong," He said, slipping the lighters into his pocket.
"Oh, bitch," Haze said, leaning back into the couch. Fairee turned her gaze on the two sitting across from her and her husband.
"So you guys didn't answer my question earlier, how have you guys been since we graduated?" She asked, holding Haze's hand. "We've been doin well, obviously still every much in love - hell, even more so." She smiled, giving Haze a kiss on the cheek.
"Well I just finished up my military assignments and just got back from over seas," Joker said also leaning back in his chair, and turned to wards Kush."
"My dad and I opened up our construction company, and it kicked off very well," He said finishing with his bong and took out his lighters, tossing one to each of his friends.
"All right, let's get this show on the road!" Joke said as he caught the lighter and lit his bong, as everyone else lit their choices and began to let the smoke fly.
Smoke quickly filled up the room, and about thirty minutes went by without anyone saying anything, just chilling and smokin'.
"How long do we plan on staying, Kush?" Fairee asked as she took a toke on her blunt.
"Couple days, why? I thought we told you you were staying that long," He said.
"Just making sure," She commented, releasing the smoke as she spoke. Haze was taking a bong toke next to her, and he turned to face her, pulling her close, kissing her. When they pulled back, it was obvious he had blown the smoke into her mouth, for when she smiled, she gently blew the smoke in his direction.
He looked over in time to see Joker rolling his eyes at them, and he just laughed, to chill to get angry.
"So your cars, what can they do, and what dot they have in em?" She asked, drawing on the blunt, finishing it.
Kush laughed as he spoke, "Well I just got a new paint job on my skyline."
"It looks great," Haze said. Fairee felt her eyes growing heavy and she repositioned her body to rest her head on his chest, making sure to keep out of the way of his bong. She just barely heard Joker's response before she fell asleep. Haze noticed she had fallen asleep and motioned to the guys to quiet down a little while he planted a kiss on her head.
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